AhGer: I see got some unkers hor, they spit everywhere they go... why they so barbarian one har?
AhBoy: Ya, I oso feel damn pekchek when I see peepur spit on the floor. I oso think they are worse than animals. Because when they spit on the floor, their flam got many germs will easy to spread to other peepur... I see oredy I damn bledy toolan one. I will go and get some chlorine to pour on the flam to kill the germs, if not, when the flam become dry, all the germs will fly everywhere in the air.
AhGer: Dat's goot, you are very hygienic, I like.
AhBoy: Ya, because in school, I like hygiene lesson best.
AhGer: What you tink about toilet paper? My friend say use toilet paper no goot, use water best.
AhBoy: I agree with your friend. Use water wash then is clean mah, if just use toilet paper wipe, how to be clean? Later backside will oso be itchy mah, no meh?
AhGer: If they want to be itchy, it's their pasa, we worry for them oso no use.
AhBoy: Just use a simple water hose to wash is goot, but got many peepur they high-class abit then they prefer buy professional bidet machine lor.
AhGer: But I like bidet... bidet is very hygienic, some bidet oso got warm water one, is shiok to use.
AhBoy: Actually toilet is very important, but got many peepur they don't bother much. Like they pee all over the toilet bowl, then other family member very pekchek, end up every time sure quarrel.
AhGer: Ya, dat is very true. I think every family oso got the same problem, hehe.
AhBoy: I tink the best solution is every person got own toilet, then sure got no problem. Like me, I so lucky got own toilet.
AhGer: For those family if share one toilet, usually will become got bad relationship one.
AhBoy: I tink for man, is best to urine on the bathroom floor the water hole there, because if urine on the toilet bowl, sure will cause alot trouble one. Other user sure will pekchek they dirty the toilet bowl and toilet seat with their urine. That's why this problem very headache one.
AhGer: Do you tink bath towel should hang inside the bathroom? I know got many peepur like to hang towel there one.
AhBoy: After a few hours, towel will have many germs if is not dry properly. I orways hang my bath towel outside so that they can dry well. Very important, if not dry, germ colony can breed very fast in the undry parts. Then next day, after bath, you will wipe all the germs and batilia on your own body... aarrgh!!!
AhGer: Wa, if is like dat, might as well don't bathe lah. What for bathe then wipe back all the germs on the body? That is very idiotic!.
AhBoy : Exactly. I oso know one friend, he got study PHD in germoloy, but he oso got a very lazy habit, he everytime oso don't hang his bath towel properly so that it can faster dry. Because he usually anyhow hang his towel, it got so many folds, so it cannot dry properly. Dat's why his towel become always full of germs. Every day he wipe all the germs on his body after bathing.
AhGer: Wa, now I hear you say oredy, I must oso make sure my towel is very dry before I use it to wipe.
AhBoy: Ya, it's better to hang your towel at a windy place and make sure spread it properly. If just anyhow hang, it will not dry fast. When you hang up the towel, must make sure got no folds, becos if got some folds, the parts will not dry fast and the batilia will fast-fast muttiply there. If fast-fast dry, the batelia got no chance to muttiply. In the air got many batelia and dirt, they will get on the towel.